Karen J says:

Colt 45 Lyrics
by Afroman
[Afroman]
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin’ his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I’m sayin’
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that **** man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that **** man
Hey I’ll tell you what
We’ll all have a good time
We’ll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I’ll tell you all these motherfuckin’ jokes I got
First I’m gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
[CHORUS]
said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
being high as hell flyin’ through palmdale
skatin’ on jaggy rims
so roll, roll, the ’83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don’t sell, I bet my cabby will
well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin’ rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we ****** on the bed
****** on the floor
****** so long I grew a ******’ afro
then I ****** to the left (left)
****** to the right (right)
she sucked my dick ’til the **** turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my *** lookin’ like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin’ with a two-by-four
he beat me to the left
be beat me to the right
the ************ beat my *** all night
but I ain’t mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of water
I’m gonna **** that ***** just one more time
[CHORUS]
I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I ****** her once, ****** her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don’t be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her *** like Kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her *** and she said “aiee”
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I’d brought some chicken if you’d just **** me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices
said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that *** and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can’t wait ’til I **** that ***** again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
****** her until she turned into a white albina
****** this hooker in Iowa
I ****** her on credit, so I owe her
****** this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her names maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I’m gonna cry when she get deported
said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey **** that ****)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
have you ever went over a girls house to ****
but the pussy just ain’t no good
I mean you gettin’ upset because you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin’ real fast
but he already mad cause you ******’ his wife
so he start beatin’ on you ***
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off
[chorus] – until fade outhttp://www.lyricsdomain.com/1/afroman/co…
hope this helps

crazzylo says:

I believe it’s Afroman’s Crazy Rap.

ann e says:

its by Afroman and is called Crazy Rap
the lyrics are
so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
feelin high as hell flyin through palmdale
skatin on Dayton rims

JANET F says:

The title is Hell alot of Weed by Wannabe Punks

Ted B says:

‘Afroman – Colt 45′, I believe.

pepzi_ba says:

What makes you think you should be any different to anyone else? Going insane uh a likely tale.

Smokeate says:

aah at least you got your answer

websquir says:

Not sure about the one your on about, but how ’bout this?:
” Roll roll roll a joint, twist it at the ends,
Light it up, take a puff,
and pass to your friends”!
Like it?